10 thoughts

Ten Thoughts to Ponder
                         
Number 10  
 Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
 
 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8

 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich .


Number 7

 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use
 the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
 
 Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals,
dying of nothing.


Number 4
 
 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.


Number 3
 
 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2

 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers -- what you do today, might burn
 your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said:

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long."