3 Maori and 3 Aussies
Three Australians and three Maori's are travelling by train to a
Rugby match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three
Maoris each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one
ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the Maoris. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Aussies They all board the train. The Maoris take their respective seats
but all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket
in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Maoris see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after
the game, they decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save
some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip. To their astonishment, the Aussies don't buy a ticket at
all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Maori. "Watch and learn bro ," answers an Aussie. When they board the train the three Maoris cram into a toilet and
soon after the three Aussies cram into another nearby. The train
departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves the toilet and walks
over to the toilet where the Maoris are hiding. He knocks on the door
and says, "Ticket please."