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9 signs you need to go on a diet
9. Your neck has a neck cushion so you
can sleep wherever
8. You are judged even though you’re the
judge
7. Your arm and back together looks like
an ass
6. Your drink only fits on the table
once you’ve eaten enough
5. You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja
4. Om nom nom nom nom
3. You just don’t fit in…
2. You’ve been on a safari, as the
animal
1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a
sec…
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