9 SIGNS YOU NEED TO GO ON A DIET
9. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever
8. You are judged even though you’re the judge
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7. Your arm and back together looks like an ass
6. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough
5. You weigh more than a Kawasaki Ninja
4. Om nom nom nom nom
3. You just don’t fit in…
2. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal
1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…







