If you're into Irony

  
   

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Politics explained...

Whether 
Conservative, Liberal 
or 
Labor, I think 
you'll get 
a kick out of 
this! 

A little boy goes to his 
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 

Dad says, 'Well son, let 
me try to explain it this way: 

I am the head of the 
family, so call me The Prime Minister. 

Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 

We are here to take care 
of your needs, so we will call you the People.

 The nanny, we will 
consider her the Working Class. 

And your baby brother, 
we will call him the Future. 

Now think about that and 
see if it makes sense.' 

So the little boy goes 
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 

Later that night, he 
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 

He finds that the baby 
has severely soiled his nappy. 

So the little boy goes 
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 

Not wanting to wake her, 
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.. 

He gives up and goes back to bed. 

The next morning, the 
little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all 
about.' 

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the 
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'

Catholic Parrots

 

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.  

 I have two female parrots,

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But they only know how to say one thing.'  

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'  

That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,  

 Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said,  

'I may have a solution to your problem.  

I have two male talking parrots,  

which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.  

Bring your two parrots over to my house,  

and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.  

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,  

and your parrots are sure to stop saying . .  

that phrase . . In no time.'  

'Thank you,' the woman responded,  

'this may very well be the solution.'  

The next day,  

she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.  

As he ushered her in,  

she saw that his two male parrots  

were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.  

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.  

After a few minutes,  

the female parrots cried out in unison:  

'Hi, we're hookers!  Do you want to have some fun?'  

There was stunned silence.  

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot  

and exclaimed,  'Put the beads away, Frank.  

Our prayers have been answered!'  

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Things that leave you SPEECHLESS!!

  NASTY

 Things that leave you SPEECHLESS!!

 

 

 

 

 

       

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