9 SIGNS YOU NEED TO GO ON A DIET

9. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever

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8. You are judged even though you’re the judge

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7. Your arm and back together looks like an ass

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6. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough

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5. You weigh more than a Kawasaki Ninja

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4. Om nom nom nom nom

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3. You just don’t fit in…

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2. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal

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1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…
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Three Questions....

 


    

  

    3 Questions  for  a  Redneck  Engineer 
  
 Question  # 1:  
 How much does a house weigh?

 Question  # 2:
 How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???

 


  

and 

Question  # 3  

WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY HOME  INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, 
or does IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE  ??? 

 

 

 

 

 

  
 

 

 

 

 

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