The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!!!!

    
 
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Fantastic!!  Greg sends along this DIY - FYI:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take my fake man down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was only one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

 

more people of Wal-Mart!!! Oh thank God we don't have Wal-Mart in Australia...


OMFG….Nothing else which can be said really!!

   
 
Goodness gracious, I was worried about back boobs, but I am not any more !!

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Is this the front or the back?

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Jesus, what is he wearing?

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There are no words…

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Man, woman or both?

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That woman looks like she have a beaver tail on her head

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What the?

How long’s it been since thus guy has seen his feet?

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Jesus, she killed the Cookie Monster to make that nasty weave!

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Dude, I really hope that’s a mask!

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First quarter of the moon?

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Mum, is that you?

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So many levels of wrongness

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BombayBloomers?

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Lady Gaga has been taking fashion tips from this woman

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Listen lady, I don’t want winter to come either but I’m pretty sure that no matter how good of a job you’re doing, you can’t scare it away

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Nice wonder-bra. Now I just wonder why you think you don’t need to add a shirt to that outfit.

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Oh dear Lord

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Koala in a tree (Funny)


 

 

A  koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

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when a little lizard walked past,  looked up and said,'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

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The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come  up and have some.'  

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So the little lizard climbed up and  sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a joint.  After a  while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he  was going to get a drink from the river.

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The little lizard was so stoned that  he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and  swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.  Then he  asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The  little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting  with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned  and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The  crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the  rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing  a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

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'Hey you!'

So the koala looked  down at him and said,

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'Faaaaaaaark dude...
How much water did you drink!?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The chalk guy is back...

       This guy  continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk  drawings.


      

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