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Well, it's still got to taste better than Mother. 


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Okay? 

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‘Be gone’, I say!. 


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Not to be confused with ‘Hetero’ sausage. 


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Insect repellent? Are you sure that’s what it’s for? 

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If offered one, not what I'd be expecting. 

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Hmmm... my 2 favourite things in one throw away container 

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Soooo refreshing! 

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So that’s where SARS came from! Thanks a lot Golden Circle – jerks! 


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Only one thing better than regular Shito – new, improved Shito. 

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Hot Shit-o! 

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In case there was some doubt? 


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I hope they come with instructions? 


So much better than old, stale ‘cok’! 

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Well of course, ‘Asse’ just had to be chocolate. 

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I really shouldn’t find this funny... 

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Wow ! - if only THIS came in a beer can!! 

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Hard to refuse! 


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I hope ‘Marie’ knows about this. 


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And they said it couldn’t be bottled. 


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Giving up Wine

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a
couple of dollars for dinner.

 

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I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

  'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

  'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

  'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.  
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

  'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

  'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman.  ' I
haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

  'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.  
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my  
husband and me tonight.'

  The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

  I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

   

 

Ever seen an iceberg from top to bottom?

 

 

 

 

This came from a Rig Manager

For Global Marine Drilling

In St. Johns , Newfoundland ..

They actually have to divert the path

Of these things away from the rig

By towing them with ships!


Anyway, in this particular case the water was calm and the sun was almost directly overhead
So that the diver was able to get into the water
And click this picture.

 

They estimated the weight at 300,000,000 tons.

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Bookshelves for sale

Bookshelves

Hi All


I am trying to make some extra money on the side, so I have decided to make bookshelves. It is nothing special, but it looks great anywhere in the house.
Please let me know if you are interested.
Once you have given me a description on the amount of shelves you would like; can give you a price. Within the region of $450 to $950
I have attached a photo for you to get an idea!!!
Let me know urgently so I can start getting materials together.

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P.S. the following variations to picture shown are available: wider shelves, knots in wood, rough grain, dark stain and adjustable 10 inch book ends