2 tough questions

 

2 Tough 

Questions

Question 1: 

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids 
already, three who were deaf, two 
who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had 
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an 
abortion? 

Read 
the next question before looking at the response for this one. 


Question 2: 

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. 
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who 
would you vote for? 


Candidate A. 

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults 
with astrologist.  He's had two 
mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. 

Candidate B. 


He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in 
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. 

Candidate C 


He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an 
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. 


Which of these candidates would be our choice? 

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. 


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. 

Candidate B is Winston Churchill. 

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. 

And, 
by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: 

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. 


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. 


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.. 


Never be afraid to try something new. 


Remember: 


Amateurs...built the ark. 

Professionals...built the Titanic 


And Finally, can you imagine working for a company 
that has a little more than 500 
employees and has the following statistics: 

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse 

* 7 have been arrested for fraud 

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 
* 3 have done time for assault 
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... 


Can you guess which organization this is? 


Give up yet? 


It's the 535 members of the 
United States Congress. 


The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to 
keep the rest of us in line. 


Mums in group therapy

   Mums in group therapy


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with  four young Mothers and their small children.
You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating..
You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home.

 

 

Firecracker dumb ass

 OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.

However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!  



Never . . .  
Ever . .. .  
Ever . .. .  


 


Put a FIRECRACKER
 
in your ass and light it!
  


 


 


 


 


 

I REPEAT. . .  
Never...

Ever...


 

Ever,  
Put a FIRECRACKER  
in your ass & light it ! ! !
 

Now, that's . . .


 

ONE DUMB ASS !