Failures of the world...
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FAILURES OF THE WORLD
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FAILURES OF THE WORLD
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Questions
Question 1:Â
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kidsÂ
already, three who were deaf, twoÂ
who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she hadÂ
syphilis, would you recommend that she have anÂ
abortion?Â
ReadÂ
the next question before looking at the response for this one.Â
Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.Â
Here are the facts about the three candidates. WhoÂ
would you vote for?Â
Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consultsÂ
with astrologist.  He's had twoÂ
mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.Â
Candidate B.Â
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium inÂ
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate CÂ
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks anÂ
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Â
Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.Â
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.Â
Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.Â
And,Â
by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:Â
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.Â
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.Â
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..Â
Never be afraid to try something new.Â
Remember:Â
Amateurs...built the ark.Â
Professionals...built the TitanicÂ
And Finally, can you imagine working for a companyÂ
that has a little more than 500Â
employees and has the following statistics:Â
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraudÂ
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checksÂ
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businessesÂ
* 3 have done time for assaultÂ
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad creditÂ
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related chargesÂ
* 8 have been arrested for shopliftingÂ
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuitsÂ
*Â 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...Â
Can you guess which organization this is?Â
Give up yet?Â
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.Â
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed toÂ
keep the rest of us in line.Â
Brilliant!!! Watch till the
end!!!!!!!! It's not what you think...
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Never . . .
Ever . .. .
Ever . .. .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!
I REPEAT. . .
Never...
Ever...
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !
Now, that's . . .
ONE DUMB ASS !