Bear Country Warning
Read until the end!
Read until the end!
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You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to himand get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing. You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm... And then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a handsome man. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. You're at a party and see a handsome man. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you. That's Tech Su pport. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail. I hope you all have a complete understanding of Marketing now |
CAUGHT IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
You might think twice next time about wandering around
in the scrub.
This pig was caught in Australia , on Roy Hill Station, via Newman.(Pilbara)
They only caught it because their dogs were going missing -
it was eating their dogs.
Plenty of ham on that one - might be tough though !!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask
'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
About his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely.......
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'