Marketing Explained

 
The definitive explanation of ...
MARKETING

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This will clear up any confusion ...

You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to himand get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm...
And then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Su pport.

You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

I hope you all have a complete understanding of Marketing now  
 
 
 


 

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Friday Joke

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still

heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical

procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a

partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask

 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,

Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles

black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry

About his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment

and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and

his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them

around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's

nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and

says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen

very, very closely.......

'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'

9 signs you need to go on a diet

 9 signs you need to go on a diet

9. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever


 

8. You are judged even though you’re the judge


 

7. Your arm and back together looks like an ass


 

6. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough


 

5. You weight more than a Kawasaki Ninja


 

4. Om nom nom nom nom


 

3. You just don’t fit in…


 

2. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal


 

1. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…