It's Lunch Time

The 'Modern Toilet' eatery:  


Modern Toilet is a Taipei restaurant.  It accommodates 100 seats with each made from toilet bowls. The specialties at the restaurant accompany sink faucets and gender-coded 'WC' signs that appear on the three-story structure. The food is served in mini plastic toilet bowls. The toilet rolls that serve for wiping hand and mouth are hung above the tables, which may resemble glass-topped jumbo bathtubs. 

 

   

 

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Smile time

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!

You gotta love Australian thinking...

A major International company was looking to 

hire someone for an important position, 

so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down 

to three people from different parts of the world.

 In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same 

question to answer within 24 hours, and the one with the best answer would get the job.

 

The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude.  

The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. 

 What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

The first, from Canada, says 

'My answer is, there IS no answer.'

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The second, from New Zealand, says 

'My answer is that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given.'

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The third one, from Australia, says 

'I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. 

 It's either: 

Willie Turner or Willie Naylor.'

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The Australian got the job...