Divorce Letter - THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD AND IT MUST BE SHARED..

Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've
been a good man to you for 7 years  & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last
straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate
in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You
don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects
us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or  you don't love me
anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me.. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia
together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far
cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they
drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to
mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything
if you can't say something nice, I  didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me conf used with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork
7 years ago! About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
$49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my
sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I
hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to
Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I
guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the
letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S.. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl..
I hope that's not a problem.