Egyptian Rioting Protection Wear

So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament.

I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit:

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Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

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A late 80’s ‘boxhat.’ The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness.

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A renaissance period piece of brick-wear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook

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I'm not sure that tuna sammich he is about to lob is gonna cause too much destruction.


Old school 80’s broken trash bin helmet.

I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see – does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things?

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Textbook saucepanning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANYTHING!

 

 


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I literally have no idea what this is, maybe an imported Chinese wok.

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And the winner by 100 miles.


This bloke is going to war with two baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll cellophaned to his forehead. I’d definitely wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.