Elmo Factory

     

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There is a  factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the  Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you  tickle it under the arms.


Well,  Carol is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and  she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00  am.  

The  next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the  Personnel Manager's door.. The Foreman throws  open the door and begins to rant about the new  employee.

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He  complains that she is incredibly slow and the  whole line is backing up, putting the entire  production line behind schedule.

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The  Personnel Manager decides he should see this for  himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory  floor. When they get there the line is so backed  up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the  factory floor and they're really beginning to  pile up.

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At the end  of the line stands Carol surrounded by mountains  of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red  fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.  

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts  a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two  marbles and begins to carefully sew the little  package between Elmo's legs.

The  Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After  several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself  together and approaches Carol .

'I'm  sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a  straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood  the instructions I gave you  yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo  two test tickles.




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