Firecracker dumb ass

 OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.

However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!  



Never . . .  
Ever . .. .  
Ever . .. .  


 


Put a FIRECRACKER
 
in your ass and light it!
  


 


 


 


 


 

I REPEAT. . .  
Never...

Ever...


 

Ever,  
Put a FIRECRACKER  
in your ass & light it ! ! !
 

Now, that's . . .


 

ONE DUMB ASS !