Guaranteed to offend: Irish boy
Guaranteed to offend: Irish boy
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks 'What is wrong'??
The boy says 'Me ma is dead'
'Oh bejaysus' the man says 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you'??
The boy replies 'No tanks mister, Sex is the last ting on my moind at the moment'.