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February 22, 2011

Guaranteed to offend: Pick up line that works

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Guaranteed to offend: Pick up line that works

I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. 
Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?' 

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