HANDLING A DIFFICULT CUSTOMER........
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.
The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasised his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint.A week passes and he received another parcel.
Dear Sir,Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from
emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes
a really rude letter of complaint.A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an
accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over
your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple!