HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND

One for the girls...

How to Handle A Husband - very  funny!
 
A couple was celebrating their  golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay ,   Jamaica . Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. People would   say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple.'  The local newspaper reporter  was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
 
The Husband replied:  'Well, it  dates back to our honeymoon in America ,'explained the man.  'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,  and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.  We hadn't  gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.  My  wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'  'We  proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again.  Again my wife  quietly said, 'That's twice.'  We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse  stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse  and shot the horse dead.
 
I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman!  Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you $%#@!crazy?'  She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
 
And from that moment on.... We have  lived happily ever after.'