Idiot Sightings
We haven't used this repairman since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and
I went through the McDonald's drive thru window and I gave the teen a
$20 note. Our total was $10.50, so I also handed her fifty cents. She
said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way
you can just give me ten dollars back.' She sighed and went to get the
manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me
back the fifty cents, and said 'We're sorry but we can't do that kind
of thing.' The teen then proceeded to give me back $9.50 in change.
Do not confuse the teenagers at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a
semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local council
office to request the removal of the Kangaroo sign on our road. The
reason: 'Too many kangaroos are being hit by cars out here! I don't
think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter
went to a local Hungry Jack's and ordered a burger. She asked the
person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg lettuce.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the
airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has
anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I
replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled
knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight
on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing
with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew
what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when
the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind
people doing driving?!'
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that animal-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an
individual who plugged her power board back into itself and for the
sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband
and I arrived at a dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys
had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a
mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle
and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the
technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE