Management Lesson
MANAGEMENT LESSON: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his
office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went
up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But
the girl said NO.
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the
money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you
pick it up. '
She thought for a moment and said that she
would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and
told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up
the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.'
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, 'The bastard
used coins!' Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
in
its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed!