The Aussie Drink Driver (True story)
The Aussie Drink
Driver (True
story)
Drink
Driving....THIS is absolutely brilliant!
Only an Aussie
could pull this one off!
From the
state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from
the Shoalhaven, New South
Wales.
Recently a
routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood pub. Late in
the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that
he could barely walk.
The man stumbled
around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly
observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, the off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights..
He moved the vehicle forward and a few centimetres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes, as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and stared to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put the flashing lights, promply pulled the man over and carried out a breathalysyer test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicaed no evidence of the man's intoxication. The police officer said 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipement must be broken'. 'I doubt it' said the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.