The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to .Australia and married an .Aussie girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
But one day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete. I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white. Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me. What makes you think that?
I got proof. What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~