xmas present
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a christmas present
for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
lived a considerable distance away.He consulted
with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good
quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too
personal.Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and
they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister
bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.Harrods
had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister
got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.Good old Ron sent off
his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following
letter:Dear Kate,I chose these because I've
noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had
not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she
wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).These are a
very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had
been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at
all.I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart
in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they
rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to
wash it since she began wearing them.I wish I was there to put
them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them
before I have a chance to see you again.When you take them off
remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little
damp from wearing.Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss
them during the coming year.I hope you will wear them for me on
our next date.All my
loveRon.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.